dobie516 wrote:The Mets bullpen.
lmao
I like these football jokes, especially all of the lions ones.
A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn't understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.
Suprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean?
The blonde girlfriend replied, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
FUNNY LIONS JOKES:
Where's the safest place in a tornado?
The Lions end zone at Ford Field: there are never any touchdown there!
Why did the NFL award Super Bowl XL to the city of Detroit?
Because they felt bad for the Lions, figuring it was the closest the team would ever come to a Super Bowl.
What is the first thing that Detroit fans will hear after the Lion win the Super Bowl?
Their alarm clocks
Detroit Lions News Flash
Lions football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours.
One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Marty Mornhinweg immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!
What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
[quote="dobie516"]The Mets bullpen. :D[/quote]
lmao :lol:
I like these football jokes, especially all of the lions ones.
A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldn't understand though why they were beating each other up for 25 cents.
Suprised, the boyfriend asked, what do you mean?
The blonde girlfriend replied, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
FUNNY LIONS JOKES:
Where's the safest place in a tornado?
The Lions end zone at Ford Field: there are never any touchdown there!
Why did the NFL award Super Bowl XL to the city of Detroit?
Because they felt bad for the Lions, figuring it was the closest the team would ever come to a Super Bowl.
What is the first thing that Detroit fans will hear after the Lion win the Super Bowl?
Their alarm clocks
[u]Detroit Lions News Flash[/u]
Lions football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours.
One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Marty Mornhinweg immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!
What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
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