by Craig911 » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:40 pm
Howdy folks, I'm here to invite you to join the UACC or the Universal Autograph Collector's Club. For just $29, yes you read that right, for under $30 you too could hold the irrelevant title and have the extraneous prestige that our UACC members enjoy. Why join? Uneducated and idiot collectors will automatically trust your opinion when it comes to autograph authenticating. Yes that's correct, they will willingly, without any questions, purchase your items and fill your pockets with free money. Who likes FREE money? Crooks, that's right, thieves! If you're clueless about autograph collecting and have no idea how to spot a fake, well don't worry little feller, nimrods will still buy your fake signatures. That's how UACC name works, membership pays for itself. Let's recap, if you have no soul and don't mind ripping innocent and uneducated people off, then the UACC is for you. Here are just some testamonials from our esteemed alumni:
"yeah i didn't know what to do with all of my john travolta signed pictures that he sent me, so i just stuck a $40 price tag on them and they sold like hotcakes"
- Satan, 11 year member
"this little mexican man came into my shop and was looking for some charelton heston photos, well when he saw the ones i had he thought for a second that they might be secretarial, but then i just said, "i'm a uacc member" he just smiled and paid with no additional questions."
- Mao Zedong, 22 year member and most trusted of our alumni
Howdy folks, I'm here to invite you to join the UACC or the Universal Autograph Collector's Club. For just $29, yes you read that right, for under $30 you too could hold the irrelevant title and have the extraneous prestige that our UACC members enjoy. Why join? Uneducated and idiot collectors will automatically trust your opinion when it comes to autograph authenticating. Yes that's correct, they will willingly, without any questions, purchase your items and fill your pockets with free money. Who likes FREE money? Crooks, that's right, thieves! If you're clueless about autograph collecting and have no idea how to spot a fake, well don't worry little feller, nimrods will still buy your fake signatures. That's how UACC name works, membership pays for itself. Let's recap, if you have no soul and don't mind ripping innocent and uneducated people off, then the UACC is for you. Here are just some testamonials from our esteemed alumni:
"yeah i didn't know what to do with all of my john travolta signed pictures that he sent me, so i just stuck a $40 price tag on them and they sold like hotcakes"
- Satan, 11 year member
"this little mexican man came into my shop and was looking for some charelton heston photos, well when he saw the ones i had he thought for a second that they might be secretarial, but then i just said, "i'm a uacc member" he just smiled and paid with no additional questions."
- Mao Zedong, 22 year member and most trusted of our alumni