He's definitly not the worst player ever.

If you don't want it, mail it to me. I'd gladly accept it

I attended a celebrity bowling event for charity and got the Philadelphia Phillies Centerfielder to sign an 8x10. I asked him to inscribe it with "a cool Hawaiian saying", beings he's from Hawaii. So he wrote "To Anthony, Mahalo Nui Loa!"

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