Moved from another topic to make fun of someone, I guess?

I will scan the sheetmusic when I return home this afternoon.

I have sent Elton several things to sign including the sheet music from my wedding. He does both (or did several years ago) . In one mailing (the sheet music) was mailed to his Atlanta address and was returned and postmarked from his UK address and sent airmail. It is inscribed to my wife and myself...