Your question isn't lame!
If you go on http://www.sfxsports.co.uk/ and go on to the 'Our Clinets' bit and select football then there will be a list of football players. Then click on a player (whos autograph you would like) and towards the bottom of the page there should be an email address for their agent. Just send a request to their agent and hope for a success!
By using this method I have received Alan Shearers autograph.
You may also like to try various football clubs websites and request autographs via the 'Contact Us' bit. Although some only send out pre prints they still look pretty good!
Good luck!
Paul
