On Saturday I saw Waiting for Godot at the Haymarket Theatre in London, starring Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Ronald Pickup and Simon Callow. After the show, I waited by the stage door and a gentleman came out and told us that Patrick would be out shortly and would sign one Godot item per person (I'd taken my Hamlet programme in the hopes he might sign it, but that's fair). He told us Sir Ian had already left. While we were waiting, Mark Gatiss arrived at the stage door and went in!
Eventually Patrick came out and signed my programme (just after I practically fell off the kerb

he was like "oops").
