This is not a lie. Paris Hilton is actually this idiotic.
After leaving prison, Paris promised to get into charity work. After her last charity thing didn't work out because of a fashion show, she turned her attention to one of the most humorous thing you'll ever hear in your life.
Drunk Indian Elephants

It's true. Paris Hilton is now trying to stop Indian Elephants from drinking.

Good luck, Ms. Hilton. Good luck.