Funniest Quote

[RoverBowden]

Hi

Just wondering what people think is the funniest quote from movies, tv shows, IP etc.

I don't have a personal favourite although 'i think i Shat myself' out of Mr Deeds was hilarious first time around.

[margotchanning]

I have two!

One is from All About Eve and although it's not funny, it made me laugh because it's relevent to us Autograph collectors! Margot Channing (Bette Davis) is asked to meet one of her fans and this is her response "Autograph fiends! They’re not people. Little beasts that run around in packs like coyotes…..They’re nobody’s fans. They’re juvenile delinquents. They’re mental defectants, they’re nobody’s audience. They never see a play or a movie even. They’re never indoors long enough."

The other is from Chicken Run. Babs the chicken thinks she is being taken for slaughter and cries "I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy!" {thumb2}

[Dougieness]

From Chicken Run Also ;)

Ginger: So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, is it?
Babs: It's a livin'.

[margotchanning]

From Chicken Run Also ;)

Ginger: So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, is it?
Babs: It's a livin'.

Ok, ok here's another!

Babs: Oh my life flashed before my eyes......it was really boring!

That chicken is a legend {thumb2}

[Dougieness]

Agreed

[Thumper]

Mine's from South Park, and Borat so I'm obviously not going to say!!

My favorites are:

“School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect, so why practice?” - Billie Joe Armstrong (Lead singer of Green Day)

“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.” - Homer Simpson