Random Sayings

[R.S.V.P]

Here are some really nice one's:

- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

- Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

- Suicide is a way of telling God "You can't fire me, I QUIT!"

- Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter


Best,
Stephan

[TheMailman]

LMAO. I have 3 that I can think off. 2 are from 'Little Britain' and the other is just well known

1. "When I'm old, I hope I'll have the decensey to through myself out of a window," (camera zooms on really old woman), "unlike this old b*tch."

2. "How dare you make personal remarks about ma a-hole.

3. If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk

[hollybird4]

Here's one:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
But if the doctor is cute then don't eat the fruit!

[hollybird4]

Oh! Here is another one!

When Life gives you lemons, you take them back and ask for a refund.

[x Pirates-Fan x]

Heres a few I have heard and find really confusing-

"If you fall over and break both your legs don't come running to me!"
"If you fall off there and kill your self don't come crying to me!"
"Its raining cats and dogs"

x Pirates-Fan x