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Ok, well - this is quite fun but absolutely pointless!

We have all heard sayings that are very random, and I don't know about you but I often use a lot especially during awkward silences - so if you have any funny and random sayings then please post them!

Example: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home

If I go first:

Never eat yellow snow.

Haha, Funny You Should Mention This. There Was A New Girl Who Joined Our School About A Week Ago & She Came & Sat With Us At Lunch & We Were All Chatting Away, But She Didn't Say Anything For The First Half An Hour, And Then Randomly She Just Came Out With:

"I like oranges"

He He, I've Never Laughed So Much In My Life

Aimee

Good idea for a game! I'll bet we can come up with tons!

I've got a few:

There was a bumper sticker I saw in Boston that said "Heck is for people who don't believe in Gosh" and that made me laugh for a while.

Let's see, what else can I think of? Not much aparently.

Oh, Aimee, yours reminded me of one of my friends. While we were in Spain we ate a lot of spanish tortilla's, which, for those of you who don't know, are baisicly an omlette with potatoes and onions and no cheese, and everytime he would order his tortilla, right after the server left he would yells "I LIKE POTATOES!" It turns out that was what he would yell on the soccer/football field to distract the other team, but it was still funny. Also, when he is asked what he likes for breakfast he yells "I LIKE BANANAS!"

On one of our fridge magnets at home it says:

'No coffee, no workee!'

And this discussion about random sayings during a conversation, it completely reminded me of 'While You Were Sleeping'.

'These potatoes are so creamy'
'I didn't say he was Cuban, I said he was tall!'

I just made this up:

You'll laugh, You'll cry, You'll have the urge to eat Oreos. lol

Oh OK this may not be so funny, but it was the only thing that popped up.

My friends and I were eating ice cream when the server came upto us and gave my friend a scoop of vanilla ice cream. He then randomly said 'Eat vanilla. You'll thank me for it'.

It was just so....out of place that I started laughing like crazy, whereas my pals just looked at him weirdly. But then again, I laught for most anything, so...

My friend and I came up with this:

'Impatience is a virtue' - we were getting all impatient for some reason, and we said this. It was really funny!

Somebody posted this in the comment section of a story about Oliver Stone and the Iraq War:

I heard the cream filling inside of Oreos is really some sort of flavored
cookie shortening. You can read all about it on http://www.oreocookieconspiracy.org

Joel

I feel pretty, oh so pretty.

My Mum Has A Fridge Magnet That Says:

"I Love To Cook With Wine, I Sometimes Even Put It In The Food"

But My Friend Came Round & Saw It & Didn't Get It..

Aimee xXx