Emmerdale Laura Norton Success

[LauraNortonFanClub]

I reckon your a knob head who likes to walk down the bank too Betty's tea rooms for his sausage rolls. What does everyone's else think?

Haha!

[Themagictouch]

I don't even like the man or you for that matter, you create an account in order to have my threatened, and you carry on regardless, you haven't apologized, secondly you went in all guns blazing saying I said this and I said that, so what if I did, does that give you the right to threaten me and start marathon arguement. All it's been from you is attack, attack, attack. The truth is your a dick and the head put together. I did say to you before I could show you the evidence of what James said but oh no, you carried on like a thug and never gave me an opportunity to explain.
I don't care, I don't care and all this crap you were saying in capitals, putting letters in capitals is a threat and you have done it more than once, I will find out one way or another and your days on this forum will be over.

[Themagictouch]

Caught red handed, jammydodger, ladies and gentleman, knew you couldn't keep it a secret for long, so we all now know, you're not even friends with her at all and your using her status to cover up your lies and conning people.
Thank you James for falling into a very easy trap, you can pretend you know Laura all you want and that your the best of friends but it doesn't cover up the fact you impersonated an actress, I've spoken to Laura and she doesn't even know who you are or has even heard of you, guess what?
She isn't on your list of friends on facebook. So who is the fool now? And by the way to add insult to injury I've just reported you to admin and explained everything to them about your continued threats and harassment towards me and that your lauranortonfanclub is infact you jammydodger.

[Themagictouch]

Past my bed time?

Tell me your having a laugh.

I'm a fully grown adult, unlike you who can't act your age. carry on with the abuse and it's the cops at your door, and one more thing I know your address which is the kiosk address and I'll be happy to tell the cops the address.
In fact while I'm on the subject I'll ring them now, so you can be thrown in jail, I have the information of your threats, so thank you for your information it's much appreciated, you think I'm bluffing? I'm not, I'm being serious.

[LauraNortonFanClub]

In fact while I'm on the subject I'll ring them now, so you can be thrown in jail, I have the information of your threats, so thank you for your information it's much appreciated, you think I'm bluffing? I'm not, I'm being serious.

Oh my God, I was going to reply back with so much more, but I laughed so hard, I don't have the strength to type anymore. Thank you for the funniest thing I have ever read ... WAIT (sorry about the capitals, not a threat!!), what's the noise? There's someone at my door!! Oh no, it's the cops. Oh no, they're arresting me! I've been thrown in jail. Looks like you were right all along! And there I was threatening you with my capital letters when I should have been serious!! I've learned my lesson!! Please don't send my to the chokey your honour, I'll be a changed man, I swear!

In other news, all this talk about jammydodger has really made me want a biscuit. nom nom.

[Ianmitchell]

In fact while I'm on the subject I'll ring them now, so you can be thrown in jail, I have the information of your threats, so thank you for your information it's much appreciated, you think I'm bluffing? I'm not, I'm being serious.

Oh my God, I was going to reply back with so much more, but I laughed so hard, I don't have the strength to type anymore. Thank you for the funniest thing I have ever read ... WAIT (sorry about the capitals, not a threat!!), what's the noise? There's someone at my door!! Oh no, it's the cops. Oh no, they're arresting me! I've been thrown in jail. Looks like you were right all along! And there I was threatening you with my capital letters when I should have been serious!! I've learned my lesson!! Please don't send my to the chokey your honour, I'll be a changed man, I swear!

In other news, all this talk about jammydodger has really made me want a biscuit. nom nom.

Haha funniest thing I have read on here. Thank you for the laughs mate you are just saying what everyone thinks. Really funny post. Lol

[Themagictouch]

I'll give you funny mitchell how about you're a prick that nobody likes. very clever lauranortonfanclub pretending to be Laura and having me threatened by a one to one, so your not even sorry for conning people who wrote to the kiosk address thinking it was Laura when it turned out to be you all along.
You do know I'm being serious lauranortonfanclub? It's no laughing matter and by the way I've phoned them up, and mushroom gave me your address, remember him? which you deny you never spoke to before in your life, but he tells me he has spoken to you. How do you explain that then?
You and Mitchell are a couple of sado thugs, and shouldn't be allowed to get away with this kind of behaviour on this forum. Calling me pathetic and saying I don't listen. Call what you did justified?
I call it plain stupid which you are and you haven't embarassed me at all, you and Mitchell have embarassed yourselfs.

[LauraNortonFanClub]

Ok, I do feel a bit bad that English isn't your first language, so I'll let you off with the fact that you don't seem to be able to write anything coherent, it's obviously not your fault.

I'll say it again, because you don't seem to fully understand simple words, I am not jammydodger or Mushroom or Timmy or the grand old duke of york or whoever you think I am, I'm just everyone else on this site who is sick of your BS, your nasty pathetic attitude and your constant posts without proof. But please, carry on replying, it's better than watching all the 'Miranda' re-runs back to back!

Oh, by the way, you'll notice that, despite my arrest, I was released by the police, which was lucky eh!! I guess you don't have the power to have someone arrested for commenting on a forum after all!!

[Themagictouch]

You just wait, there's nothing wrong in my english. So it gives you the right to threaten me and have me threatened by other people? You admitted it was you, I've spoken to Laura and she thinks your a nut job stalker that's what, so you gave it away by saying you spoke to her, hence that you are jammydodger aka James Taylor. I have the power to have you thrown off this forum and to make sure you're never allowed on ever again.
can call me this, that and the other. What you did with threatening me wasn't justified as you carried on bombarding me with abuse. you think you're better than everyone else, your not.
you're hiding behind a smoke screen. You create spam accounts. This one which you are abusing me on lauranortonfanclub, and -laura-Norton.

[LauraNortonFanClub]

You just wait, there's nothing wrong in my english. So it gives you the right to threaten me and have me threatened by other people? You admitted it was you, I've spoken to Laura and she thinks your a nut job stalker that's what, so you gave it away by saying you spoke to her, hence that you are jammydodger aka James Taylor. I have the power to have you thrown off this forum and to make sure you're never allowed on ever again.
can call me this, that and the other. What you did with threatening me wasn't justified as you carried on bombarding me with abuse. you think you're better than everyone else, your not.
you're hiding behind a smoke screen. You create spam accounts. This one which you are abusing me on lauranortonfanclub, and -laura-Norton.

Um ... I'm pretty sure I didn't admit anything, but ok, what-evs! Haha! You spoke to Laura! Course you did. Was that before or after you told her about the hate campaign you tried to start against her? The only way you'd be able to speak to Laura was if you had her bound up in your basement ... which, lets be honest, I wouldn't put past you!

"I have the power to have you thrown off this forum and to make sure you're never allowed on ever again." - this is the funniest thing I have ever read. You truly are delusional! And I have the power to have you thrown off the site, arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay!! Mwahaha!!

Oh, and once more as it REALLY doesn't seem to be sinking in ... I am not Jammy Dodger, Custard Cream or McVities HobNob, nor any other kind of biscuit you may think I am, you biscuit obsessed nutjob!!