Emmerdale Laura Norton Success

[LauraNortonFanClub]

As I've already said, THIS - "Be quiet, shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you Erik." - is the only threat I have seen during this entire thread. Showing the nasty piece of work you really are, time and time again. Erik had better watch out, you'll be starting a hate campaign against him soon ...

Um, at what point have I pretended to be Laura? Again, I have never said this. Are you sure you're reading the right comments, because you seem to be making them up as you go along, commenting on stuff that I've never said and, even now, unable to give one example of a 'threat' that you seem to think I'm making!

Better go to Spec Savers sonny ...

Now, where did I put those jammy dodgers? ....

[Themagictouch]

I received a threatening one to one last night on this, which was impersonated by you pretending to be the actress. I knew it was you because you're grammar was really poor and it was obvious, having so many fake accounts on this is called spam.
Look up the meaning retard? You started threatening me yesterday so there you go, need I explain?
You are the nasty one in all of this, tried to have a normal conversation with you but you went into a rage of anger and started throwing accusations left right and centre, least I don't have a thousand fake accounts unlike you do.
Can threaten me as Barbara Knox, Steve McFadden and Michelle hardwick, but there's no excuse for what you did and you won't admit you threatened me or had me threatened. So is Shaun on your hit list then? Is he another one of your weakest links you intend to bully next?
You seem to be heavily obsessed by me and can't leave me alone, and you call me a stalker when it's you having a go all along, can do what you wish and throw immature accusations but it doesn't bother me in the slightest.

[LauraNortonFanClub]

As much as I wish I could take the blame for spamming you in private messages, indeed, I wish I'd thought of it myself, but I can't. Clearly I'm not the only one out there sick of your nasty attitude, terrible spelling, grammar and punctuation, and sick to the back teeth of your 'non-posts' with no proof of actual success. Whoever it was who private messaged this twonk as Laura, I salute you!

Seriously though, read back this entire thread, there are no threats, no rages of anger (lol) and I think you'll find the main accusation levelled at you was the HATE CAMPAIGN you tried to start against a minor actress for no other reason than she didn't want to send you a reply.

I LOVE how your idea of proof is "you did, so there we go", open and shut case officer, throw the book at him ...

I have literally never seen a better example of a non-response than ever single one of your replies so far.

[Alfie1997]

Lol the magictouch, How is someone calling you a retard threading behaviour?
Your simple aren't you. You don't know what your talking about. lol
This is the funniest posts I've ever read on here.
Please post more of this. They are funnier than episodes of Emmerdale it self.

Chortle chortle chortle.

Please post more guys.

And don't eat all those Jammy dodgers :razz:

[LauraNortonFanClub]

Lol the magictouch, How is someone calling you a retard threading behaviour?

Indeed! Apparently it is though, although saying "Be quiet, shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you Erik." to another user is absolutely fine, in this muppet's eyes!

[LauraNortonFanClub]

Glad you're entertained though Alfie, I know I'm certainly enjoying it!

[Themagictouch]

Let me ask you this Alfie. Why are you sticking up for a troll?
I'd say you were Alfie by a long shot, I'm not the one who went on a threatening rampage which lauranortonfanclub did. Did I?
I'm not stupid enough to create a million fake accounts and have been threatened? That isn't me, can think what you like but at the end of the day you don't know me, you only know me as someone commenting from a computer keyboard.

[Themagictouch]

Glad you're a prick which everyone can see, lauranortonfanclub, thanks for making that easier for me to come up with a better comment, have to stop getting obsessed by me, even Alfie is. I'm flattered you both fancy me but at the end of the day your not really my types.
And by the way you say I am powerless, I've just spoken to admin, just now and shown them what you sent to me in a one to one, and your first threat on the first page, I think you should go to anger management classes and attended more than one as you clearly have issues within yourself which need underlining.
get yourself a life, which you don't have and get yourself a girlfriend. I bet you don't even have one or never even had one for that matter.
I'm not even that bothered about you if I'm honest, I don't care what you think or want to listen to your threats they are tiresome and make me yawn. Thought you could do better than that but it seems you have run out of comebacks.
What a shame, oh well never mind, you did your best but your best wasn't just good enough.

[LauraNortonFanClub]

And you don't know me, you fool. I don't have 'a million fake accounts', I really could not be bothered with that, just this one account is fine with me, and I like it a lot. AGAIN (for like the 1000th time) find a threat, absolutely anywhere in this thread, please, I'm begging you. Nope, didn't think so. You seem to know you're beat and prefer to whine and moan, and have a go at others should they dare to agree with me. Alfie and anyone else is as entitled to their opinion as you are.

Again, I am not a troll, just a speaker of the truth, a mouthpiece for every other user on this site you could say!

[Themagictouch]

That's okay then as I've told admin you are. So now your saying your the prime minister and we have to do what you say now? Give me a break.